Mens G strings, Sexy Male G string
It’s fair enough that wearing mens g strings is not for every man. And most men have their reasons – they’ve tried wearing them but find g strings too restrictive; their girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t like it; they feel they are too fat to wear a g string. Or even that they are just plain scared of g strings! But, and here’s the pearler… there are some men out there that would rather die than be caught wearing underwear as daring and as sexually explicit as a g string, because to do so – means you are gay. Yes, I know…ridiculous! Hard to believe there are still guys who exist in this modern day and age, who openly support our non-sexist, anti-homophobic, freedom-to-be-who-you-are concepts and beliefs (and laws)… yet, they can then turn around and poo-poo mens g strings on the pretext that wearing this type of underwear must mean they are homosexual.
But wearing mens g strings implies that I must enjoy the feeling of that piece of string up between my cheeks – and that therefore, I must enjoy having other things between my cheeks as well, doesn’t it? Bollocks! (ha) Being a man, and being able to withstand and condone the feeling of a permanent wedgie that only a g string can provide… does not necessarily make you gay. There are many reasons why a man may prefer a g string to other mens underwear styles. He may like the extra support of a g string cupped firmly around his genitals. He may feel sexier when he wears a g string (that’s a bonus for the partners). An exceptionally sharp-dressed man may hate that bulky, crumpled thing that boxers or briefs do under his hot, butt-hugging clubbing pants… yes, a man’s version of VPL. Whatever the reason, and whether you are gay, straight, fat or spotty… don’t knock mens g strings til you’ve tried them.
Perhaps once upon a time, in the seventies… when mens g strings were only just coming out (as it were) and only gay men or anybody trying to make a point or attract attention in a mardi gras, were gutsy enough to wear g strings. But we were all ignorant back then… as we were about a lot of things, let alone mens underwear issues. On the same thought train – does a woman wearing a g string make her a slapper? I’m currently wearing a g string, and I’m a girl… but I’m not a stripper. Actually, I’m a nurse. So does that make me a promiscuous, tarty lesbian who pole dances on stage in her naughty nurses uniform? Well, possibly it might… but my point is, a guy shouldn’t have to put up with the silly, out-dated stereotypical crap that goes with wearing mens g strings… or whatever style of exotic, stud-like underwear he chooses to house his goodies in.